Sometimes I am overwhelmed with the good fortune of the love in my life...and sometimes I am overwhelmed by the overarching sense of unlucky-ness that falls on me. I'm sure that's a word. I'm sure that Dupree said it in, "You, Me and Dupree." I've decided to start chronicalling the bad fortune that befalls me and my loved ones.
Today, I got to the movies 20 minutes early. That's BEFORE previews. I decided to take my kids to the free movie at 1:45pm. Can't be too packed right! We go into the theater and it is completely full. There was no way I was watching the movie with the children all in different spots. (Could I get arrested for leaving two five year old's alone in a theater?)
We decide to leave and I'll have to pay for a different movie. We walk up to the counter and the only movie that is playing at the current time is Rango. Sounds like a kids movie, not sure what it's about but.. I tell the lady I'll exchange the tickets I have and purchase Rango tickets instead. WHAT? She tells me that she won't charge me today that it wasn't lucky that there weren't seats together. FREE movies! What luck!
Um....have you seen the movie. That wasn't lucky at all. The movie is about death, swearing, guns and disgusting creatures of all sorts of bad news. My five year old sat with his head burried into my side the entire time. My daughter plugged her ears for the duration. NOT A KIDS MOVIE> :( arg.
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