Leftover Casseroles

First of all, I can't believe I'm going to repeat this...but in all hopes to preserve true chronicles...here goes.

Theren walks into the bathroom...looks at the toilet and says,

"Sorry bout this toilet...cause I've been real sick (pneumonia) and this isn't gonna be good.  I got a homemade leftover casserole for ya."

OMG!  Where does he get this stuff?!

Theren and SPCA

The SPCA had a commercial out and Theren starts bawling at all the animals. He looks at me and says...
"mom.. We need to get one of those animals..time is running out"
Me..what do you want to do Theren?
"Get a dog mom...time is running out on their lives!!"
Me...oh sweety we already have a dog..how bout we send them some money..
Wailing..."Mom this isn't funny..dogs dont use money!!!"